性本善 – Sex is good.

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一篇抄自某汽車雜誌的攪笑[三字經]英譯本

講古文、談性,向來都不是香港汽車雜誌的強項。[武剛車紀]是我一直追看的幾本香港雜誌之一,也是我覺得唯一能帶給我汽車以外實質知識與娛樂的一本汽車雜誌。

今期有一篇如下的內容。
星期日早上貼出來同大家笑笑:

人之初 : All the beginning of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠 : But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 : If you do not pratice all the time.
性乃遷 : Sex will leave you..
教之道 : The way of learning it
貴以專 : is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處 : Chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex infulence.
子不學 : If you don’t study hard,
斷機杼 : Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous
有義方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 : All his five sons took it
名俱揚 : and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 : If you children don’t know how to do it,
父之過 : It is all your fault.
教不嚴 : If they have lots of problem with it,
師之惰 : their teacher must be too lazy to tell them the details.
子不學 : You may refuse to study this
非所宜 : but that is a real mistake
幼不學 : If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何學 : you will loose the ability when aged.
玉不琢 : If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 : It won’t become hard and strong.
人不學 : If you don’t learn sex,
不知義 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

有關[武剛車紀]的GOOGLE搜尋結果:
http://www.google.com.tw/search…..

另一個blog講[武剛車紀]的post:
http://blog.tinyau.net/archives/2005/05/17/mens-machine/

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